Am I right?

Where’d you get the coconuts? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Burn her anyway! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I’m not a witch. Look, my liege!

Help, help, I’m being repressed!

You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Who’s that then? Well, we did do the nose. Bloody Peasant!

A Bicyclops Built For Two

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.  

Proposition Infinity

Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I […]

The Cryonic Woman

One hundred dollars. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid […]